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By seriously? - 22/12/2012 22:19 - United States - Spring

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML

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Sunday 23 December 2012 1:39

Now I feel stupid.

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Well look at that, FML just helped me increase my vocabulary.

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Soulkid 3

Tuesday 6 January 2015 17:42

My gf says the same thing to me when i decide i want to communicate on a level beyond the 5th grade. And i promise she is waaaayyyy more aggravating.

Countryboy1996 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 11:21

I've just the slightest feeling OP used this word about her boyfriend because she's shallow and is dating him solely for his looks.

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