Miscellaneous: Today, while spending a few months in Nigeria for work, I learned...

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By fairskinned - 07/06/2016 16:16

Today, while spending a few months in Nigeria for work, I learned that the locals do not know what freckles are when one of them pointed at my face and asked if I had many mosquito bites. She then proceeded to touch my face to check. FML

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Wednesday 8 June 2016 5:04

That sucks. Hope that you can tell her to keep her hands to herself?

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OkWhatNow 7

Wednesday 8 June 2016 5:04

That sucks. Hope that you can tell her to keep her hands to herself?

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