Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and...

By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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Saturday 27 November 2010 2:16

I'm going to assume the giggling darlings are the types that make themselves look like the covers of fashion magazines. Not every woman looks like a model, and there's nothing wrong with that. From my experience, most of the most beautiful of darlings are absolutely nasty at heart.

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Don't worry Mr Garrison, you're beautiful.

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Mervin22 6

Saturday 27 November 2010 4:06

punch them in the ******* head!

CoachLlama 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 4:12

I find it odd that you were wearing a dress and they thought you were a guy. More like a couple punk kids trying to impress each other at your expense. Shake it off.

maskedman 9

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:43

Exactly! I doubt any of those little girls actually thought the OP was a man. Those girls would be too scared to even talk to a real man in a dress. They were just being catty with the OP.