Intimacy: Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient,...

By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML

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Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:48

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Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:50

Did he then pleasure you with a rectal exam of his own?

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gms16 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:11

Haha

GratteKi 2

Friday 21 October 2011 4:27

Haha fail

seximexi911 10

Friday 21 October 2011 5:52

Now he thinks that it feels good for her. Poor thing

random_sad_loser 10

Friday 21 October 2011 6:33

Texas.

DonZilla_RAWR 6

Friday 21 October 2011 6:51

LOL! Soo.. How'd he take it. :)

Snivvler 4

Friday 21 October 2011 11:18

....Freudian slip?.... 0.o

DawnMarie11 0

Friday 21 October 2011 15:58

That's not my finger.....

bramberkhout 10

Friday 21 October 2011 22:00

Haha ouch!!

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Friday 21 October 2011 22:54

Lmfao

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Friday 21 October 2011 22:54

Lmfao

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