Transportation: Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland

Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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TotallyAradical 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:38

That chick's got some mad skillz.

mattlw 25

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:42

Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.

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Chucklikesbacon 12

Saturday 30 March 2013 23:04

Aye, get a room! Thats gross, no wonder the faith in humanity is horribly low. Sorry you guys had to see that!

AnimeBitch 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 23:14

Multi-tasking is at an all time high-maybe texting and driving wasn't our biggest threat? Lol

The_Thinker 18

Sunday 31 March 2013 0:09

Oh relax, OP. She was only shifting gears.

jwa2000 3

Sunday 31 March 2013 1:51

Who goes on spring break with their mom?

smartguy13v 2

Sunday 31 March 2013 3:07

******* women drivers....

chuckcloninger 12

Monday 1 April 2013 1:32

Ah, multitasking?

msdc5 2

Monday 1 April 2013 7:47

Were they asian and did the car have bright pink rims?

TheGoldStandard 6

Monday 1 April 2013 16:44

Thats sick!

trustno1_fml 10

Monday 1 April 2013 21:07

Horrifying???

buddy42012 1

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:19

Sorry... But must say lucky me

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