Animals: Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried...

By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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arela 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:34

you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI

BB_baby 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

"i tried to impress" any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha

Comments

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Tuesday 28 April 2009 14:57

LOL. i can just imagine that.

poolshark 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:16

...laughing @ the self proclaimed frat boy in #17 having "std" in his screen name.

funplex 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:49

YDI for trying to impress FRAT GUYS. Ugh.

argentos 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:53

German shepherds are awesome, you are lucky to have one

danielleFML 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:08

any FML that includes "trying to impress" is an automatic YDI.

bcmg44 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:22

You probably didn't impress them because you weren't a guy.

pancakelover 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:29

#2 & #6 are correct!

thinkpink 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:39

You already have a German Shepherd... most guys would think that's cool because they like big dogs. You're an idiot for trying to spring. Also, for the record, I dated a frat guy. I couldn't stand it for more than a month. Look elsewhere.

mouseintern 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:03

Just for future reference, seeing a girl sprint doesn't necessarily impress guys. IMHO, athletic ability doesn't mean as much as general fitness. Plus, people just don't look their best sprinting. A nice, confident, relaxed jog would have been better for catching their attention I think.