Love: Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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hobosapien081 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:52

in all fairness, he WAS asleep...

alpaquette91 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:53

Awww he loves you too!

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Teehee2 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:43

Embrace the smell!!!

Kokara1352 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:44

That how some people say thanks

brittaneejanex 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:08

sounds like my husband. everyday.

JDUB35 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:09

Hahahahahahahaha

hoonyer 17

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:12

what'd you expect?

bobslawnservice 16

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:14

As I always say to my missus - I can't be held responsible for anything I do while I'm asleep.

jellitonoctopus 19

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:26

Rrraaaaaaaaapppppeee!

TipsyHobo 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:58

he did blow you a kiss, granted it wasn't what the way you wanted... awkward turtle

Zaffro 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:03

UltimateLAD!

bigbubbamike 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:09

awesome! +10 man points

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