Transportation: Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

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Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

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booboolova 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 23:44

that's retarded

lesbian221 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:33

O wow then u must be really bad

lightwater2520 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 4:16

I think this falls under the law of whenever you try to show how good you are at something, it is the one time you horribly fail at it.

izawesome96 8

Saturday 11 August 2012 10:48

Karma's a bitch

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 1 October 2012 15:16

Uh....takes one to know one? ;) Mommy's calling the kettle black, so it would seem. ;P

R4LJ 10

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:41

HYPOCRITE!

zomgbies 17

Thursday 15 August 2013 17:43

You DID caller her a hypocrite, right? Such a perfect moment to make someone feel like a total DICK.

TrackGirl19 29

Wednesday 11 September 2013 4:23

Irony at its best

primespore 12

Friday 23 October 2015 6:00

Next time you see her just slowly clap

Hippo_Holiday 19

Wednesday 28 September 2016 4:27

Hey, she didn't say how bad she was though...

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