Intimacy: Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told...

By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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Skinwalker131 5

Wednesday 25 July 2012 15:24

You can't spell n00b right? Gosh what a n00b!

147tommy147 1

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:09

FML? Shes awesome!

MrBoredomioo 18

Thursday 22 August 2013 8:40

*n0oB

wolf12king 12

Thursday 15 October 2015 14:36

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Tuesday 10 November 2015 4:52

You know what, your ****** lucky id love to have a gamer girl stop whining

Shamrockbeefy 14

Thursday 31 March 2016 1:58

Git gud scrub, mad coz bad

jaydoo 6

Sunday 12 March 2017 1:15

Sounds like an invitation to really plow her good.

IThriveWithYourPain 14

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