Intimacy: Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned...

By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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BlueScales 15

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:45

Sexist much? Jeez

shotgun_girl 17

Monday 26 October 2015 16:34

I'd get up and tell him "I'm going to have sex with someone else. Oh but no worries-I can't be cheating on my ex right?" then leave.

rinzlerkitty94 31

Saturday 21 May 2016 1:34

Uh, you mean ex-boyfriend, right? Because I would have dumped his sexist ass for that.

amazed_71 14

Tuesday 31 January 2017 2:24

If he's as bad as he sounds, RUN, don't walk, to the nearest exit.

trumpet27 1

Wednesday 15 March 2017 22:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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