Miscellaneous: Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:43 - Canada

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though, he's "not a rapist." FML

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xcarxcrashx 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:54

If he said it it must be true.

Three4Ten 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:54

Well at least he's not a rapist!

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BaconBoy75 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 21:01

How positively delightful!

LochnessaMonster 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 23:05

You can still press charges for stalking. :o

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 11 July 2012 23:14

I would still be worried.

baileyelizab3th 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 3:53

.......I saw your rage comic of this on reddit. LOL

landcc3 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 5:09

Can you Accept it ？

G1ZZY 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 5:23

The smell

Kush_bbi 3

Thursday 12 July 2012 5:32

When does the narwhal bacon?

jsmoothay26 1

Thursday 12 July 2012 8:05

I hear wedding bells!!!!!!

iLahYou 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 8:51

Oh... Ok

Bluedog42 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 12:40

I think everything is going to be alright.

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