Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML

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rainbowbabe_907 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

Damn, wish I could do that.

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Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

um.....well done?

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hermy77 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 3:33

Darn

shadow134156 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 19:11

Sounds painful

Joui_fml 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:03

That's what you get for eating at McDonalds!

hallibelle 4

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:41

You should be on Americas got talent

Charlottie2020 0

Tuesday 6 November 2012 22:37

So talented

BinaryGuy 22

Monday 28 January 2013 23:31

Sounds like my pregnant wife :)

ThatOneGuy3214 2

Thursday 30 May 2013 6:42

You spelled "Taco Bell" wrong.

Pk93 38

Friday 27 September 2013 21:51

Multitasking!

De_Bri 16

Monday 14 April 2014 3:55

Now that's what I call talent!

TMastaFresh 10

Sunday 30 November 2014 8:42

Damn now that's talented

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