Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped...

By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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Bzu123 8

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:33

you should have ran him over

bertyogurt 7

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:48

Yeah! Commit homicide! That'll show that rude ******!

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gregorygreg87 12

Sunday 9 March 2014 9:45

Should've hit him

rockfivo 7

Sunday 9 March 2014 10:51

Wait !!! Impressive... He actually reached your windshield from the roadway in "front" of your car?!!!

xMykiss 11

Sunday 9 March 2014 11:03

You should've peed on him maybe he'll like it?

Metallica_Fan 4

Monday 10 March 2014 5:14

Quit knocking on his front door then. Look I know this will get a lot of dislikes, but I couldn't resist...

mkayden 23

Monday 10 March 2014 20:43

It's raining piss hallelujaaah

1947Chevy 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 1:16

Should have turned on the wipers

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 15 March 2014 11:15

I think you could have run him over and called it defense of your property.

MrZsDad 19

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:45

At least you had sense to not blare your horn and scare the shit out of him too.

shea2323 2

Friday 21 March 2014 11:17

Wut

Krb1995 5

Sunday 23 March 2014 21:24

Murica'

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