Miscellaneous: Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:37

So you were startled by something, and you didn't know what is was, yet you continued showering instead of finding out?

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xoxotayy58 0

Friday 10 June 2011 10:27

bahahaha

Holy_ish 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:58

epic fail fatty

Deitz123 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:19

Haha. So ur wats comes out on ground hogs day.

missbadluk 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:45

You're gonna have a HARDDDD time in life unless you go to a therapist and get that fear "fixed" !!!!

anjtrg_1112 23

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:03

I don't understand why you kept showering if you thought something dangerous was in there...

imbtrtenu 8

Monday 28 November 2011 19:59

Fluttershy?

MargaretColleen 8

Monday 12 December 2011 12:40

I bet there's a phobia for that. Look it up on Google.

anothermohammad 10

Friday 13 April 2012 6:15

literally is redundant here

AliGInTheHouse 24

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:28

Just like fluttershy from mlp

PNiggZ 19

Friday 20 February 2015 3:40

Hmm so Peter Pan is real....and a woman

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