Miscellaneous: Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange...

By Alpha - 17/12/2011 21:18 - Estonia

Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

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Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

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Sunday 18 December 2011 1:16

Maybe Cartman was trying to connect with you spiritually.

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Sunday 18 December 2011 1:17

Screw you guys I'm going home to meditate. Oh wait...

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Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:50

YDI for being a dumbass

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Thursday 12 February 2015 21:15

Kenny's ghost

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The spirits of ten thousand dead Kennys called to you.

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