Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped...

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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messymessiah 11

Monday 10 August 2015 23:42

If he didn't he probably would've shat his pants. Want to clean that up instead?

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Monday 10 August 2015 23:39

Grandparents have no humility...

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radarsat 13

Tuesday 11 August 2015 0:25

Maybe he's too comfortable

scarlett3diaz 24

Tuesday 11 August 2015 0:27

Old people that just don't give a ****

pete9913 23

Tuesday 11 August 2015 0:30

He could have quoted Friday: "I've been smelling your shit for 22 years, you can smell mine for 5 minutes."

joshi42 16

Tuesday 11 August 2015 1:49

At least he dropped his pants.

captainsmegma 12

Tuesday 11 August 2015 2:01

Now you have someone to talk to.

goofballjones 6

Tuesday 11 August 2015 2:29

When you need to go

hellphone_fml 37

Tuesday 11 August 2015 2:35

He probably really really had to go, we have all been there.

Relf 19

Tuesday 11 August 2015 3:01

That kinda stuffs normal in my house...ive seen everyone in my family naked.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 11 August 2015 3:36

I am assuming there is only one bathroom in the house....

lvegadelgado_6 11

Tuesday 11 August 2015 4:27

I posted this FML before.. ?

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