Sex and Intimacy: Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and...

By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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Monday 19 December 2011 12:05

Doggy style!

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Comments

WtfYourDad 6

Monday 19 December 2011 14:46

I think that's a serious problem you have there is it time for you to go under surgery or paper bag style?

julian24245 0

Monday 19 December 2011 15:00

I'd cry too if I saw that.

cinderchan 2

Monday 19 December 2011 15:20

she ****** with dog

22jrdn55 15

Monday 19 December 2011 15:25

Poker face - check Clown face - check Horny/puppy face - check

Dommon 7

Monday 19 December 2011 15:25

bag over your head will help also :p

caligirl6808 0

Monday 19 December 2011 15:26

wtf

maryam8869 7

Monday 19 December 2011 15:29

sorry op but i think shes lying .. not about her dead dog .. the sex remind her of her ex :/

4rmMiami 4

Monday 19 December 2011 15:33

Omg... OP FYL! Try to find someone whose dog didn't die, that's one hell of a face you pulled out!!

ugot_mayellad 0

Monday 19 December 2011 15:36

Is it considered *********** if you only look like a dog?

mccutie936 6

Monday 19 December 2011 15:43

You're a bitch! Get it? :)

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