Miscellaneous: Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted...

By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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By lk07 - 12/07/2019 16:00

Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML

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Thursday 16 September 2010 16:04

Your dad is my new favourite person. he wears short shorts in public and uses the phrase 'din-dins' <3

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Thursday 16 September 2010 16:03

tell your dad to call me [sarcasm]

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