Intimacy: Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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Sunday 22 December 2013 18:51

Honesty at its finest

marcranger 28

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Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.

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mrtonyanderson 20

Monday 6 January 2014 5:48

You need to do the alphabet.

Fou_Lou 20

Wednesday 8 January 2014 13:45

Ops woman communication skills = 0. Why the hell do women think faking it helps anything. -.-

6FootUnder 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 12:37

Lmfao at all these little girls trying to give advice.

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