Health, Transportation and Poopoo peepee: Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked...

By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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By babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By UGH! - 19/12/2016 18:21 - Canada

Today, I slid into a seat in a very busy foodcourt that was jam packed full of seniors at the mall. It was the only seat available, so I was quick to jump into it. It was soaked with urine. FML

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By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Jam2019 - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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Amanda Jaworski 23

Saturday 9 June 2018 15:19

Ugh, I’d be soooooo pissed off!

Kurliez408 32

Thursday 14 June 2018 19:06

that really sucks, but something tells me the person before had a even worse day...

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openawhole00 6

Friday 15 June 2018 2:54

I bet you were pissed

openawhole00 6

Friday 15 June 2018 3:00

Were you on the way home from getting your broken ankle fixed from slipping on a cow pie?

Davros 12

Friday 15 June 2018 7:44

Well that's better than sitting down on an old man with a boner.

thisisbutaname 38

Friday 15 June 2018 11:38

With so many FMLs about urine-soaked seats on public transports, I think I'll never sit down in one again.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 15 June 2018 14:48

This has also happened on DC Metrobus. Some people are just disgusting.

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