Intimacy: Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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By blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown

Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

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ulicki 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:42

haha, dad must of loved to hear that.

Jessie86 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 11:44

Gotta love technology this day and age!

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guyfromri 1

Monday 15 November 2010 0:01

epic funny.

DankAssKeefSlump 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 1:05

Sounds just like an old TFLN I read a while back. Fail!

mrjude 3

Thursday 2 December 2010 21:00

Your boyfriend... I would like to shake his hand.

sarahboo88 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:34

hahahahaha that's actually super funny!

missyj0 12

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:14

LOL! Thank you for that comment, made my day ^

nela25 23

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:10

hahahahaha thats hilarious, but her boyfriend recorded her moaning on HER phone and then set it as the ringtone when someone called.

lilith5 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 14:17

Ahahahaha!!!! Priceless.

mercedesfist 4

Saturday 20 October 2012 9:08

Why is that a problem? Have you never reached screaming climax with you father before?

jaystreet46 4

Friday 15 February 2013 6:33

Why were you calling him during dinner? I assume you were eating at the same table, huh?

aShortGingerGirl 4

Tuesday 13 August 2013 20:15

Why did u call him if you were together

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