Intimacy: Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights...

By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I'd been sat in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars, and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through, I heard a tap on my driver's window. It was a police officer. FML

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Saturday 25 April 2015 0:02

car jacking?

Edward862 7

Friday 24 April 2015 23:59

yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

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EarlFug 19

Saturday 25 April 2015 2:03

"Hello, AAA? I think I need a blow, er, tow..."

yosico22 16

Saturday 25 April 2015 2:19

Nosy much?

Exaspera 54

Saturday 25 April 2015 2:51

Wonder what app he had on his phone?,

876t786t6oi 12

Saturday 25 April 2015 3:08

It's raining! Oh ohhh...nvm ?

flyerpretender 3

Saturday 25 April 2015 4:07

Dat... Apparently warranted as an emergency??!!!

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 25 April 2015 5:12

"The world according to Garp" with Palmella Handerson

zlee 2

Saturday 25 April 2015 5:59

He might have just been going Fast & Furious guys

Selene1090 26

Saturday 25 April 2015 6:03

At least he pulled over and wasn't doing it while driving. I admit, not the ideal situation, but I guess do what you can?

96isntassexyas69 20

Saturday 25 April 2015 6:42

That's disgusting! Sorry you had to see that OP. It was nice of you to try and help!

sirhavok747 4

Saturday 25 April 2015 7:23

No good deed goes unpunished.

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