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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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peete182 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 12:15

Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on

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Comments

mike133 2

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:16

She a psycho bitch?

sierralovesyou 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:47

Because all girls love being slapped eith porkchops... You should've seen that coming.

Serafie 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 8:20

Frankly you're kind of a ******* idiot for doing that.

juicyfruit222 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:41

Lmfao!!!! Thats funny as hell she odeed tho wait what pork chop did u slap her with? O.o lmao

Demon_Squirril 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:42

Lol your such a dumbass. YDI.

dansco 24

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:54

You're a pair of idiots who deserve each other! Hit her with raw meat, are you thick?

CaseyAC 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:29

That is disgusting.

withasmile 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 16:55

Ok - raw meat is disgusting and can make you sick. Your sense of humor is questionable and I think you're an idiot. BUT - your girlfriend is either incredibly stupid or psychotic to retaliate with throwing hot grease on you. Either way - she is definitely NOT a keeper. So if you stay with her after this - you deserve it - otherwise you don't.

withasmile 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:03

And - if she didn't actually do it on purpose - like some have suggested and she had it in her hand when you did it - a reflex - I feel bad for you but not smart at all! I'd have to say you deserve it then.