Intimacy: Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants....

By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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agentaquamarine 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:52

talk about ear-otic

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Comments

aidankelly 6

Wednesday 14 August 2013 17:39

That must have been one. Orgasmic experience. Yeaaaahhhh

jw90 18

Wednesday 14 August 2013 17:47

Cuz cleaning ears leads to orgasms..

DessaChan 9

Wednesday 14 August 2013 18:08

That's... Wait what?

B4m1337 9

Wednesday 14 August 2013 18:17

As long as you're good with your hands...

ripjohnlennon 5

Wednesday 14 August 2013 18:23

Dem Que tips tho

thegame414 5

Wednesday 14 August 2013 18:46

and I jizzed in my pants

LithFlavored 10

Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:11

Hmm i must be doing it wrong

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:20

This makes sense. Your ear is an erogenous zone.

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:28

Well, now you know one if your erogenous zones.

WhosYourBuddha 3

Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:31

Ear-otic

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