Miscellaneous: Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed...

By Burnt - 11/05/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:04

did they spend $80 on glee music?

dbss11 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:14

FYL being shocked sucks!! and your family does too, that's when you get a taser baton and while their watching glee just taze them all and say, hah! how does that feel suckas!? lol

Comments

cathyran25 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 7:50

well that's a good reason 2 not come and see what's wrong with you

eatmyshortssss1 8

Thursday 12 May 2011 8:33

Glee: High school musical forever

0223 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:39

haha wow !!

ImInHawaiiBITCH 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:52

#103 shitty deals not for all songs but most XD

julieseattle 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:08

Electrocution is death by electric shock. I'm sorry you're dead and more importantly how did you write to FML. Glee Rocks!

Reinhard_Xenon 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 11:44

I would have kicked your family's ass. glee sucks f***

mrbungles 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 13:12

You were just shocked. You die from electrocution.

wriptidez 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 13:38

im so sorry

redtigerlily 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 13:53

I only watch Glee for the lesbians. Yes I like to check our hot chicks, yes I am a chick.

puertoricanmafia 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:08

thats hot! ;)

ydnar 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 15:32

That's just crazy I could see if they were watching American Idol. I guess I'll chime in with everybody else since you used a word without knowing what it meant. Electrocuted to kill as a result of an electric shock there now you know.