Anonymous - 05/08/2012 05:33 - United States - Mahwah

Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML
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DKjazz 20

Hold on, let me go Google "Italian Chandelier".

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DracoSpirita 21

This happened to Schmidt on an episode of New Girl.

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Cian_1 28

something similar too this happened to me once, but indeed of breaking, it started bleeding! It hurt. So, I feel your pain. :P

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DanielleinDC 33

Ouch! I'm so sorry. I hope that after laughing she got you to the hospital. And scratch that off positions to try. I Googled it as well and laughed aloud that a "Christian Nympho" site came up.

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soad2014 7

Reminds of the story of how Chuck Nice from Three Dog Night broke his little Chuck. "In short, my penis had virtually exploded." XD

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beaglelover22 3

Wow... I'm slow. I was reading this and the entire time I thought it was at an Italian restaurant. I was wondering how your penis broke while eating. Shows how dirty my mind is.

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahahahahahah:) no you're completely right. He did break it while eating at an Indian restaurant. Everyone else on here just has a dirty mind:p haha *sarcasm*

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