Health: Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot,... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:05

Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.

Artsygirl90 14

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:03

well that sounds shitty!

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Pixelatedpotato 28

Wednesday 26 October 2016 18:58

At least you weren't driving.

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