By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

lotusflower007 0

I would fire you for being a petty bitch

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infernofalcon 0

At which point you duplicate this message on the wall, above a flashing neon sign to the back storage room where you ever so recently relocated your office to. Riiiigght?

mshafty 0

I don't get it? You have to beat a **** to get the sale price? What kinda of discount are you giving for BJ's?

FMLoverAgain 7

hahaha failed. you ride the ****. if you beat the **** the pregnancy would not have happened:)

Exactly these women lost to the **** cause it knocked them up.

infernofalcon 0

On another note, occupants of that building probably have had lots of practice at this sale ;)

I will be more than happy to run this sale for you. Pregnant chicks can beat my **** any day. ;)

Did anyone ask you which **** you had to beat?