Love: Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/02/2013 00:39 - Italy - Milan

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

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kingsian 15

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

My mom has been **** blocking me since 1996.

hockeychicl003 6

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:53

Parents can be so embarassing. My mom does this sort of stuff on purpose...

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iammeorami 25

Saturday 16 February 2013 8:19

you must be like: ****....... *face palm*

Satoaoi 13

Saturday 16 February 2013 8:26

not fair at all!

BellaFurfaro 12

Saturday 16 February 2013 8:35

Typical mum :')

Ayanpatel95 7

Saturday 16 February 2013 9:02

that's why you don't tell your Mon about your crush

ctlnaaia71 8

Saturday 16 February 2013 9:04

Your mom is stupid! Beyond stupid!

shadow7x 10

Saturday 16 February 2013 9:19

your a loser

MikeyScene420 17

Saturday 16 February 2013 10:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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sarah2144 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 10:30

Oh god. That sounds like something my mother would do (the grounding part included). She does embarrassing shit like that daily.

KareBear7364 5

Saturday 16 February 2013 10:33

lol what are moms for:)

fre4k0 3

Saturday 16 February 2013 11:11

I feel your pain bro. Been single for six years for the same reason. Mom.

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