By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston

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Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML
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At least you didn't find out he was cheating on you.

At least he kept a good grip on the situation.