Miscellaneous: Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After... - FML

By DUMMIE - 04/03/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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strandedinalimo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:19

Both good to know.

shananigans 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:40

Haha. Coworker win.

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bree_mayne 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 0:06

YDI for being up yourself

superbabies 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 0:47

I would have used a pitchfork... J/k

wowzaks 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:13

at least they can tell the difference.

JennaxxLeigh 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 2:14

That is absolutely hilarious!! ahaha sounds like something my friends would do to me. ahaha

saltypirate 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 11:27

This P.O.S. story gets posted but none of my real extremely embarrassing stories don't?!?!?!

hj8910 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:29

learn how to spell

IndyJustin 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:35

who's "we"?

mofoben 0

Monday 22 August 2011 16:54

Practicing*

jdawg2010 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:48

you spelled practicing wrong, dummie.

breannasauraus21 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:41

Dead babies ftw

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