Kids: Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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Lioness8197 18

Friday 26 October 2012 2:53

Kids are so sweet now a days. They're just the darnedest things. Such cuties.

TayrawrTMD 7

Friday 26 October 2012 2:55

Red flag right there. Maybe things aren't okay for her at school. Kids can be cruel.

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Lilboosiebadazz 1

Saturday 24 November 2012 6:56

welcome to the 21st century my friend

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:08

I guess it wasn't a good day.

SiraSiemens 21

Wednesday 22 June 2016 15:15

well i hope that thought you not to be nosey bitch :P no seriously though she probably had a very bad day and just needs a hug when shes all calm and responsive

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