Miscellaneous: Today, traffic was so bad that I was able to connect to the WiFi...

By Mcwifi - 21/04/2016 17:58 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, traffic was so bad that I was able to connect to the WiFi of a nearby McDonald's and successfully listen to a 30-minute podcast. FML

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What a wonderful life

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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Friday 22 April 2016 3:00

Hey, at least you had wifi, right?

el_bell3618 29

Friday 22 April 2016 3:01

Sorry about the traffic, but hey, at least you weren't the most bored of those who were stuck!

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AmyRoux 11

Friday 22 April 2016 23:25

Well, better than nothing

faireanjell 5

Saturday 23 April 2016 5:04

Sounds like I4 in florida

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 14 May 2016 23:35

At least you had WIFI and something to do.

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