Today, I found out my mum is into wearing furry tail butt plugs...

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2018 00:14 - New Zealand

Today, I found out my mum is into wearing furry tail butt plugs when I found one whilst looking for a place to hide her birthday present. There is not enough bleach in the world for my eyes. FML

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Tuesday 30 January 2018 17:13

Never lose your head over a piece of tail.

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