Kids: Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying...

By Satan's Mum - 06/05/2014 18:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML

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forsook 12

Wednesday 20 May 2015 7:31

... Well, that's one reaction I suppose.

cozzyboy1234 12

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:00

Confiscate his laptop, phone and any other device, remove his door, turn off your wifi and block all numbers off his phone other than family. That's what i would do :)