Work: Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera...

By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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Momo_Moonlight 25

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:53

Why did you ********** at work?

cracchiolo 16

Friday 6 December 2013 6:13

God, why are people so weird.

henrylikestreats 22

Tuesday 9 December 2014 21:44

How do you people get jobs?!

Paws_Cat 29

Friday 26 December 2014 17:21

YDI for jerking off at work.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 6 September 2015 2:54

Why are you masturbating at work?

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