Health: Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam...

By SeriouslyMakeItStop - 21/03/2014 11:09 - United States - Waco

Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML

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Friday 21 March 2014 19:25

It happens. Don't let it distract you from doing well on the BAR.

XTheDesertSongX 17

Friday 21 March 2014 19:31

It's still embarrassing. I'm sure you wouldn't want someone to know you were on your period. Although it isn't new, it's still a personal matter.

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lucasjames22 8

Friday 30 June 2017 23:15

Oh my god. nobody friggin cares

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Tuesday 18 July 2017 15:54

omg. seriously? nobody friggin cares that you have your period.

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