Miscellaneous: Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously...

By save me - 30/05/2014 22:33 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML

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By WasNotAdopted - 28/04/2015 13:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:11

Sounds like a true monster in law!

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Saturday 31 May 2014 5:12

I wonder what atrocities she has done to make you think like that.

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Monday 9 June 2014 22:51

What did the both of you say to each other?

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Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML

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