Love: Today, the one girl I like and the only girl who will ever like... - FML

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By gone girl - 13/06/2016 22:12

Today, the one girl I like and the only girl who will ever like me, moved a few hours away from where she used to live. She said we could still date long distance, then I found out she didn't move because of a job. She moved in with her other boyfriend. FML

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Unlucky1232 20

Tuesday 14 June 2016 16:34

manipulative bitch

thatweirdasian 22

Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:38

If she's been messaging you about dating long distance, then show these messages to her boyfriend! It's not about paying back, but that she doesn't deserve you, and she sure as heck doesn't deserve her boyfriend either. Bonus point for making her feel alone afterwards for losing the both of you.

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Unlucky1232 20

Tuesday 14 June 2016 16:34

manipulative bitch

thatweirdasian 22

Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:38

If she's been messaging you about dating long distance, then show these messages to her boyfriend! It's not about paying back, but that she doesn't deserve you, and she sure as heck doesn't deserve her boyfriend either. Bonus point for making her feel alone afterwards for losing the both of you.

sleepyolivia 14

Tuesday 14 June 2016 21:57

How will OP get his (ex)girlfriend's boyfriend's number?

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