Animals: Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined...

By 3hoursleftofwork - 28/03/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

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Slip n slide?

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litenaia1312 3

Friday 30 March 2012 1:55

eww

jafreen 8

Saturday 31 March 2012 18:35

happy birthday!

derpina130 0

Monday 2 April 2012 17:26

Nasty yet hilarious

nesteremily 31

Saturday 30 June 2012 12:49

hahaha...it's pretty magical that you didn't get a cuncussion lol

gators1995 30

Thursday 23 May 2013 4:57

Icky

SgtBlacksmith 9

Thursday 20 March 2014 17:50

Its really not magical... Just kind of disgusting and alien

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