Transportation: Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just...

By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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JohnnyszGurl 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:14

your fault for letting him sleep on you. bring some tissue paper next time

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Saturday 20 February 2010 8:12

Letting people drool on you is nice?!

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Vladash 14

Saturday 5 October 2013 17:52

Aww :3 xD

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 6:13

If this were an anime that'd be the beginning of a beautiful courtship.

Federgirl 19

Tuesday 17 June 2014 19:36

Eww gross.

royal_ranger 12

Sunday 30 November 2014 8:47

You should have drooled back. ?

lonerlarry123 12

Sunday 18 January 2015 0:08

slap him awake

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