Miscellaneous: Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich...

By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

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amerwin 3

Monday 15 August 2011 1:00

Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"

TheRealHouse 7

Monday 15 August 2011 0:58

that's what she said.. oh wait..

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moonglow93 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:14

Ahahaha I so wish some one recorded his reaction

Juggoro 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:51

Truthfully not many people can so don't be hard on yourself just keep at it.

lebronsucks 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 4:12

Pervert. Haha

drod8287 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 7:47

someone is not eating fresh then

cherrylover88 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:07

That's what she said

xlibra259x 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:12

is this a man or woman? lol

emmaw_fml 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:02

Haha. Don't worry it takes time.

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:20

lol! Sexy, like a car accident o.O

Chrispayne 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:10

He should of said u will never know if u dont try

laurenbaby6 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:07

lmao. that made my day :)

owen1248 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:15

Omg, I died laughing listing to this!

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