Miscellaneous: Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

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Sunday 11 September 2011 1:27

how did you not notice?

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Sunday 11 September 2011 1:28

Ginger

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wieli2888 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:19

So what's the amount of freckles you have? Did she tell you?

turtlenomnom 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:20

Either u need to stop being Ginger or smack the girl

lisha88 1

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:21

She thinks your cute ;-) ask her out

VianaJ_Garcia 14

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:34

Run, man, run.

leannecloveryau 11

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:50

so scary dude. maybe she has a crush on you.

gemno333 8

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:37

Hey be happy. At least your getting attention from some girl.

naddification 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:38

Do the creep (hah~) Do the creep (hah~)

yoshivar2002 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:59

Ydi ginger

pixelebrate 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 12:50

your knowledge*

doubleRsarra 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 12:52

lol

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