Intimacy: Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with...

By whoops - 25/05/2014 21:23 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML

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Monday 26 May 2014 2:02

you better own up to your word lol

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My question is what did he say

Comments

vikky538 28

Tuesday 27 May 2014 5:24

this made me laugh for a very long time.. sorry OP I hope you explained the situation to your buddy...

winimy 8

Tuesday 27 May 2014 5:59

That's hilarious, at least it's to a friend.

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 27 May 2014 6:41

did you meant to type " anal support "?

ForbiddenDestiny 20

Tuesday 27 May 2014 9:46

I want to know what it was meant to say x

potater 6

Tuesday 27 May 2014 17:06

nothing wrong with a brojob

Brilliant66star 17

Tuesday 27 May 2014 22:58

So now, as if distracted driving hasn't been problematic thus far, we've got distracted texting as well? Hmm... You had ONE job..!

shortnsweet00 14

Wednesday 28 May 2014 7:13

can I just say **** auto correct it has put me in some awkward situations. haha

BurningTheMasses 0

Friday 30 May 2014 2:19

Ana Bishop Colon. Oh what a ***** you've become. Just like your brain dead mother.

ibanghellokitty 8

Friday 30 May 2014 19:53

Me gusta 8}

itsbatmanxoxo 7

Tuesday 17 June 2014 3:02

Omg I laughed I hard lol once thanks to auto correct after a bad break up It sent her if you wanna have scissor time just call me I meant sister time and yes I'm a girl super awkward