Health: Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had...

By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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Friday 16 December 2011 1:07

dude..seriously??

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bclod 6

Friday 3 February 2012 20:06

thats how u know ur fat

jtrem12389 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 18:40

What was the number?

BeautyBaby099 18

Friday 4 October 2013 21:57

Seems like you should have used the scale more

linzzzbambi 9

Tuesday 29 October 2013 19:48

Every extra pound you carry is an extra 4 on your knees; 20 pounds extra when using stairs

Just_Kermit 13

Thursday 10 April 2014 13:04

Let it motivate you. I know losing weight/being healthier is hard but you'll thank yourself.

asicknobody 3

Thursday 29 October 2015 3:14

I feel you !!!

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Sunday 6 August 2017 11:18

then why bother?

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 23 August 2017 9:04

then why bother in the first place?

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