Miscellaneous: Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 14:04 - Denmark

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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Tasanasanta 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:13

What a douche! Why wouldn't you turn around? Not like you hear a whistle everyday, if you hear it then something's going down andyou wanna see what't up.

amerwin 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:16

haha.. that's like when you wave to someone you think is waving at you only to realize they are waving to the more attractive person behind you. It's unfortunate.

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Danielt104 6

Monday 13 September 2010 6:31

Get owned.

ZeroMachine 3

Monday 13 September 2010 7:32

Tell him to suck a bag of dicks.

ReeNAh 0

Monday 13 September 2010 7:48

RUDE!

hobo_lowbo 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:04

you're ugly

sapphirestar 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:20

I hate such situation. it's just natural to look over to the source of the noise right? =x lol

T552 12

Monday 13 September 2010 9:43

I ******* hate assholes like that. Jerk.

WTFreversed 5

Monday 13 September 2010 9:49

lol fyl

Justincolon22 15

Monday 13 September 2010 10:58

ha ha, owned! ;P

ambiebambie 0

Monday 13 September 2010 11:30

oh wow what a dick

xDenim 0

Monday 13 September 2010 17:00

lol Damn, I hope you said something smart back at him xD

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