Pranks and Miscellaneous: Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of...

By hopelessteej - 28/01/2013 13:55 - Australia - Sydney

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I was helping a friend with a DIY project and thought it would be fun to add some glitter to the mix. We ended up using WAY too much, and now I have glitter everywhere. Not only am I covered head to toe, but I keep finding it in the weirdest places, like inside my shoes, on my phone, and even in my coffee cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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By GLX - 02/08/2017 06:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML

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By Bawbag - 19/08/2023 10:00

Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML

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By Carmen - 26/02/2011 13:57 - United States

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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Monday 28 January 2013 19:15

Edward? Is that you?

WearingHats 14

Monday 28 January 2013 19:15

Sounds magical to me.

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patacus 14

Monday 28 January 2013 20:33

they wanted you to be fabulous

spikekutter 9

Monday 28 January 2013 20:34

sounds like a party..

Deirdre_Curry 4

Monday 28 January 2013 20:45

All u need is a unicorn and rainbow

journeytotheend 16

Monday 28 January 2013 20:45

HAHAHA! Awesome prank

Gestpacho88 12

Monday 28 January 2013 20:55

Damn, thats genius. Props to whoever thought of it. (jealousy)

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 28 January 2013 20:59

That's a decent prank.

ebooth13 8

Monday 28 January 2013 21:03

Did Ke$ha appear???

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 28 January 2013 22:09

BLOW!

vanessa09865 23

Monday 28 January 2013 21:18

what? how is this an FML? that sounds awesome!

Megan98 18

Monday 28 January 2013 21:45

That's a good idea!

jhoe89 13

Monday 28 January 2013 22:06

You should have sex under it! It's like in the rain but warmer and so much more sparkly and less neighbors would judge :)

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