Today, some dihedral comes up to me as I'm listening to heavy...

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By TrueTalent - 10/01/2017 03:13

Today, some dihedral comes up to me as I'm listening to heavy metal and says "you should listen to real talented musicians" and then handed me a Lil Wayne CD. I'm not kidding. FML

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r83839 22

Saturday 14 January 2017 19:21

Dihedral: "the angle between an aircraft supporting surface (as a wing) and a horizontal transverse line." ???

misspandamonium 27

Sunday 15 January 2017 10:45

That word you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means.

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r83839 22

Saturday 14 January 2017 19:21

Dihedral: "the angle between an aircraft supporting surface (as a wing) and a horizontal transverse line." ???

misspandamonium 27

Sunday 15 January 2017 10:45

That word you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means.

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