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By Can'twaitforthisleasetoend - 06/03/2018 14:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, rather than going home to deal with my manipulative, vengeful roommate, I slept on the floor of the university greenhouse for the third time in ten days. Only six more months until the lease is up. FML.

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breyes016 11

Friday 9 March 2018 2:19

if you live in a university dorm you should tell someone of how your roommate is and you want a new roommate

Leeono 26

Friday 9 March 2018 11:43

Agreed. In life there will always be problem people and you can’t just hide or avoid them. Especially if it’s making your life hell. Stand up for yourself and you will be a stronger person for it.

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breyes016 11

Friday 9 March 2018 2:19

if you live in a university dorm you should tell someone of how your roommate is and you want a new roommate

Leeono 26

Friday 9 March 2018 11:43

Agreed. In life there will always be problem people and you can’t just hide or avoid them. Especially if it’s making your life hell. Stand up for yourself and you will be a stronger person for it.

interesting33 36

Friday 9 March 2018 17:37

it sounds like this person might be a bit abusive. something is clearly wrong if you are sleeping on the floor. talk to your University. get support. they can help with housing

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