Miscellaneous: Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter,...

By OhDeary - 01/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

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By itsgonnabealongnight... - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML

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By AstonBrown - 15/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Cleveland

Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML

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By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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NeonBlack 0

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Say because it's plugged in.

Stonedmanalex 0

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Damn not the brightest child

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stevenmx86 7

Monday 1 August 2011 23:33

Again, ydi because you raised her.. You should be ashamed

Slipknot666Maggo 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:36

this is why you don't inbreed.

mini_mouth22 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:39

the flux capacitor stores energy and that's why it still works

l33tcharlie 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:40

its either she has a problem or the school has a problem

NabbdjuretPerry 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:41

Try to think before you talk...

IGotNippleRings 4

Monday 1 August 2011 23:59

Your daughter, who is 18, is dumb.

tona01 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 6:11

great investigation skills you got there, you should join the police

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Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:01

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timp929 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:01

i needed that lol

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:01

She should have been swallowed lmao

Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:03

How's her GED coming along?

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